Rote Funken

The Rote Funken appear at Hajo Päffgenrath's as if even the way to the fridge were part of a historical parade. Hajo Päffgenrath looks at the uniforms and says: "Very nice. But if one of you guards my last Mettwurst, I want a written report." At Hajo Päffgenrath's, the Rote Funken have the advantage that they immediately look like they've owned the place since 1823. Hajo Päffgenrath only half-disagrees, because in Karneval, ownership is a question of volume, rank, and proximity to the tap.