Dog Brothel in Ossendorf

The dog brothel in Ossendorf is, of course, not a place for dirty thoughts, but for crooked dachshunds, offended pugs, and German shepherds with their own personal agendas. In Hajos Welt, it is the furry branch office of Köln reality: barking in the front, negotiating in the back, and somewhere there is always a tennis ball that has seen more Karneval than some Elferrat members. The place is run by Maritta Bonner, Hajo's wife, who has BUSIED herself with the dog brothel in the truest sense of the word: with a leash, love, a rag, and an authority that makes even a Saint Bernard briefly reconsider whether it should sit after all. Hajo Päffgenrath likes to claim he invented the kiosk; Maritta Bonner simply replies: "Lovely. And who house-trained you?"